A woman watched as her husband put new horseshoes on a rather ill-tempered mule. That mule hauled off and kicked the man, sending him rolling across the barnyard. The frightened wife quickly grabbed the phone and called the doctor.
When it comes to eating and spending time with family, Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays.
Maybe you heard about the hair salon that opened right across the street from an old established barbershop. They put up a big sign that read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS.”
Some movies never grow old. Like many of you, I’ve watched National Lampoon’s “Christmas Vacation” more than once and more than I can count on my fingers and toes not just once but twice.
“I’m on my way to a lecture on the evils of alcohol. The lecture also will include warnings about smoking and staying out late.”
Most people display their favorite team, while others simply show their own name in the front of their vehicle. At one time, I remember the front of Dad’s black 1970 Chevrolet Cheyenne had a different tag, but he never swayed from displaying his loyalty to the country he served.
Three old men were discussing what they’d like to hear family and friends say about them at their funerals.
On my left was my wife, Rhonda, and Larry Vaught was to my right. I’m used to seeing Vaught, a veteran on the University of Kentucky beat, at press conferences, but this time I took Rhonda …
Maybe you heard about the three little old men who decided they’d go together to the doctor to have their mental capacity tested.
Moving at a fast pace has its advantages, but also some disadvantages, such as missing out on some precious moments.
You might have heard about the city fellow who bought land in the country and decided to become a chicken farmer.
Another Big Blue Madness is in the books.
You may have heard about the redneck who rented a rowboat to take his city friend fishing. They were having a great day, catching more fish than either of them had ever seen in their lives.
It’s our time to celebrate. Since 1899, the Berea Citizen has been published each week to provide news to our readers and subscribers. We’ve also been the main avenue for advertisers …
You may have heard about the pastor who approached a wealthy banker requesting a financial contribution for the local soup kitchen.
The older I get, the more I appreciate the past. It’s not that I never looked back – in some instances I don’t — but there’s something about yesteryear that can put …
I took my first plane trip more than 24 years ago on a work excursion.
Thornberry’s Super Value had the best bakery in town, and I remember the old-fashioned white bread was delicious.
